When you are looking at someone you love, your
pupils dilate, and they do the same when you
are looking at someone you hate.
Your thumb is the same length of your nose.
At this very moment I know very well that you
are putting this last fact to the test...!
And here’s another one of those funny
bits using the English language that just happens
to be my kind of thing … and I’m
hoping that like me, it brings at least a little
smile to the corners of your mouth:
I have been in many places, but I’ve never
been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t
go alone. You have to be with someone.
I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear
no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t
have an airport; you have to be driven there.
I have made several trips there, thanks to my
friends, family and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have
to jump, and I’m not too much on physical
activity anymore.
I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it
was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there
more often as I’m getting older.
One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense!
It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps
up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli
I can get!
I may have been in Continent, and I don’t
remember what country it was in. It’s
an age thing.
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