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17th
December 2011
The
ho ho ho’s on you

This
is the time of year where you are advised,
more than usual, to make sure that your
doors (and windows) are securely locked
at all times. And that’s whether
you’re in or out of the house
It’s the holiday season, and while
you need to have money to do your Xmas
shopping in town, there are lots of individuals
around who do their Xmas shopping at your
place, if you let them, and they’re
not inclined to pay for whatever goodies
they choose to take home with them.
Pelay sings a Christmas song, “Tradition
Noel”, which helps to put us in
the spirit of things for the season, but
one “tradition” which he didn’t
put into his song is the one about the
fellows who come into your house at this
time, in order to give themselves a “Bon
Noel.”
Maybe the fault is with our storytellers,
who didn’t make it quite clear to
the children what the Santa Claus theory
is all about.
I imagine that, in the old days, when
our people were emerging from slavery,
and were feeling oppressed by the white
man, a child listening to the story of
Santa Claus couldn’t be blamed for
getting his facts wrong.
If he looked on all white people as the
bad guys, and got the lowdown on some
big fat white fella coming down a chimney
with a sack into the house in the middle
of the night, while everyone was sleeping,
it would be pretty hard for him to imagine
that the guy was there for anything but
stealing.
Don’t forget that even though the
children were fed those stories, most
of the families were too poor to provide
any toys for the numerous children living
in the house.
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So
how much of Santa Claus was believable? There
are no chimneys in St. Lucian houses anyway,
so to a child’s imagination, the only
way that this Santa person could get into his
house is by breaking in through a window or
finding an unlocked door.
Then he only comes in at night, while everybody
is asleep, does his work silently and takes
off, without ever getting caught. And lastly,
Christmas after Christmas, the children wake
up next morning, and find nothing left for them.
Something might be missing, but nothing’s
been added.
So how much can you blame them if when they
grow up they try to emulate this famous Santa
Claus which their parents told them so much
about, and who is supposed to be some kind of
a folk hero?
Although the Santa Claus business must be getting
harder and harder. People are putting up burglar
bars, raising big dogs, doing everything calculated
to keep Santa and his reindeer away.
Especially since Santa Claus doesn’t only
come on Christmas Eve anymore. He comes any
evening from the fifteenth of November onwards,
when you’re not at home. And with a pickup
truck, for your stereo set and television are
too heavy for the reindeer to carry.
Now you know why he’s always laughing,
with his jolly “Ho, Ho, Hos.” He
knows where he’s going to fence your stuff.
Well, I don’t know about you, but I’m
hoping that Santa doesn’t come to my house
this year.
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