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.... Of Cabbages & Kings

17th December 2011
The ho ho ho’s on you

This is the time of year where you are advised, more than usual, to make sure that your doors (and windows) are securely locked at all times. And that’s whether you’re in or out of the house
It’s the holiday season, and while you need to have money to do your Xmas shopping in town, there are lots of individuals around who do their Xmas shopping at your place, if you let them, and they’re not inclined to pay for whatever goodies they choose to take home with them.
Pelay sings a Christmas song, “Tradition Noel”, which helps to put us in the spirit of things for the season, but one “tradition” which he didn’t put into his song is the one about the fellows who come into your house at this time, in order to give themselves a “Bon Noel.”
Maybe the fault is with our storytellers, who didn’t make it quite clear to the children what the Santa Claus theory is all about.
I imagine that, in the old days, when our people were emerging from slavery, and were feeling oppressed by the white man, a child listening to the story of Santa Claus couldn’t be blamed for getting his facts wrong.
If he looked on all white people as the bad guys, and got the lowdown on some big fat white fella coming down a chimney with a sack into the house in the middle of the night, while everyone was sleeping, it would be pretty hard for him to imagine that the guy was there for anything but stealing.
Don’t forget that even though the children were fed those stories, most of the families were too poor to provide any toys for the numerous children living in the house.

 
 

So how much of Santa Claus was believable? There are no chimneys in St. Lucian houses anyway, so to a child’s imagination, the only way that this Santa person could get into his house is by breaking in through a window or finding an unlocked door.
Then he only comes in at night, while everybody is asleep, does his work silently and takes off, without ever getting caught. And lastly, Christmas after Christmas, the children wake up next morning, and find nothing left for them. Something might be missing, but nothing’s been added.
So how much can you blame them if when they grow up they try to emulate this famous Santa Claus which their parents told them so much about, and who is supposed to be some kind of a folk hero?
Although the Santa Claus business must be getting harder and harder. People are putting up burglar bars, raising big dogs, doing everything calculated to keep Santa and his reindeer away.
Especially since Santa Claus doesn’t only come on Christmas Eve anymore. He comes any evening from the fifteenth of November onwards, when you’re not at home. And with a pickup truck, for your stereo set and television are too heavy for the reindeer to carry.
Now you know why he’s always laughing, with his jolly “Ho, Ho, Hos.” He knows where he’s going to fence your stuff.
Well, I don’t know about you, but I’m hoping that Santa doesn’t come to my house this year.


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